[ Completed version as of May 19, 1999 ]
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ふたば君チェンジ�｡
Futaba-kun Changes
Volume 5, Part 1
ふたば君、盗撮さる！！
Futaba-kun tou-satsu saru
<name> stolen-snapshots go away from
Look Out for Candid Camera, Futaba-kun!
Translation by Kurt Kohler (kohler@ao.com)
Story copyright 1993 by Hiroshi Aro
Page 8
1)
Hireiji:
３年Ａ組歩音倉代の写真でやんす
3 nen A gumi Hooto Kurayo no shashin deyansu (desu)
year class <step-sound cellar-world> of photo is
This is a photo of ninth grader, Kurayo Foto!
[ Hireiji speaks in a "lower-class" Tokyo dialect, the language of "shitamachi".
For example, he uses "deyansu" for "desu" and adds "yasu" to the stems of verbs.
This dialect is often used for humorous characters. ]
2)
Customer:
おおーっ こ これが！！
oo kore ga
this <s>
Ah! This is great!
Hireiji:
ヘッヘッヘッ いいうつりでやんしょ？
hehehe ii utsuri deyansho (deshou)
good came out is perhaps
Heh heh heh! It came out pretty good, didn't it?
3)
Hireiji:
それじゃお約束の代金二千円を…
sore ja o-yakusoku no daikin ni-sen-en o
well then promise of price 2000 yen <o>
Okay, 2000 yen as agreed...
4)
Customer:
ちょっとまて！
chotto mate
Hold it!
これが本当に彼女だという証拠があるのか？
kore ga hontou ni kanojo da toiu shouko ga aru no ka
this <s> really her is that proof <s> have ?
Have you got proof this is really her?
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1)
Hireiji:
ヘッヘッヘッ お客さんも用心深い！
he he he o-kyaku-san mo youjin-bukai
customer also very careful
Heh heh heh! So you're being cautious too!
先生！
sensei
Ah! Mr. Hirumoto!
ズイッ
zuitt
<Sudden appearance>
Hirumoto:
ウム
umu
Hmmm!
2)
Hirumoto:
自分が『下半身鑑定家』である！
jibun ga kahanshin kanteika dearu
myself <s> lower body connoisseur is
I'm a connoisseur of the lower regions!
その写真自分が証明してやろう
sono shashin jibun ga shoumei shite yarou
this photo myself <s> will verify for you
I'll verify the photo for you myself!
3)
Hirumoto:
本来なら骨格・肉付き脂肪の厚み・愛用の下着等々…
honrai nara kokkaku nikuzuki shibou no atsumi
by the nature of things build flesh fat of thickness
aiyou no shitagi toutou
favorite underwear and so on
Considering build, thickness of body fat, favorite underwear, and so forth...
非常に多くのデリケートな要素で
hijou ni ooku no derikeeto na youso de
unusually many delicate elements is-because
決定する大変高度な作業なのだが…
kettei suru taihen koudo na sagyou na no da ga
decide very advanced work is but
It's terribly advanced work to tell them apart due to the unusually large
number of subtle features!
きみは大変に運がよろしい！
kimi wa taihen ni un ga yoroshii
you <t> awfully luck <s> is good
You're in luck!
4)
Hirumoto:
これは昨年の体育祭の時の歩音倉代の写真だが…
kore wa sakunen no tai'ikusai no toki no Hooto Kurayo no shashin da ga
this <t> last year's track meet of time of <name> of photo is
This is a photo of Kurayo Foto at last year's track meet...
5)
Hirumoto:
太もものホクロに注目したまえ！
futomomo no bokuro ni chuumoku shita mae
thigh mole noticed before
Earlier I noticed a mole on her thigh!
おおっ たしかに！
oo tashika ni
surely
Ah! That clinches it!
6)
Customer:
それじゃまた新しいのが撮れたらヨロシク！
sore ja mata atarashii no ga toretara yoroshiku
in that case again new one <s> if is taken is good
I'd appreciate it if you could take some new ones for me!
Hireiji:
まいどありーっ
maido ari
each time is
Any time!
Page 10
1)
Hireiji:
商売繁盛 商売繁盛
shoubai hanjou
business prosperity (repeated)
Good deal! Good deal!
Hirumoto:
これも非礼寺のその才能のおかげだな
kore mo Hireiji no sono sainou no okage da na
this even <impolite-temple> of that ability is thanks to
It's all because of that skill of yours, Hireiji!
2)
Hireiji:
なんの蛭本先生の鑑定があってこその商売でやんすよ
nan no Hirumoto-sensei no kantei ga atte
what kind of your expert opinion is
koso no shoubai deyansu (desu) yo
for sure transaction is !
Actually the deal went through 'cause of your expertise, Hirumoto!
Hirumoto:
フッフッフッ まあな
hu hu hu maa na
Heh! Heh! Well...
3)
Hireiji:
さて明日もがんばって撮りやしょう
sate ashita mo ganbatte toriyashou (torou)
well tomorrow also persist will take pictures
I think I'll take pictures tomorrow too!
Hirumoto:
お客のリクエストはどうなってえう？
o-kyaku no rikuesuto wa dou natteru
customer of request <t> how became
What kind of requests have you been getting from customers?
4)
Hireiji:
ここ一～二か月締留ふたばって子の注文が急上昇してやすね
koko ichi-ni-kagetsu Shimeru Futaba tte ko no chuumon ga
here one or two months <name> child orders <s>
shuujoushou shiteyasu (shite iru) ne
sudden rise has been
Over the last couple of months, there's been a sudden rise in orders here for
a girl called Futaba Shimeru!
Hirumoto:
ああ 伊炉華かほるの娘だったな
aa Iroka Kahoru no musume datta na
<name> 's daughter was
Ah! Kahoru Iroka's daughter!
5)
Hirumoto:
早いとこデータを集めねばならんな
hayai-toko deeta o atsumeneba naran na
promptly data <o> I must collect
I need to scope her out as soon as possible!
校内の女子のデータはだいたい知ってるが…
kounai no joushi no deeta wa daitai shitteru ga
within school girl data <t> on the whole know
I've got information on most of the other girls at this school...
6)
Hireiji:
たよりにしてやすよーっ なにしろ
tayori ni shiteyasu (shite iru) yo nani-shiro
have been relying on ! because as you know
I've been relying on you, since, as you know,
あっしには撮れたフイルムに誰がうつってんのがわかんないんでやんすからね
asshi ni wa toreta fuirumu ni dare ga utsutten no ga
me by took film in who <s> photographed one <s>
wakan'nai n deyansu (desu) kara ne
not know <expl> since
I don't know who's on the film I've exposed!
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2)
ドキドキ
doki-doki
<Rapid heartbeat>
3)
ザワザワ ガヤガヤ
zawa-zawa gaya-gaya
<Crowd noises>
4)
Futaba (thinking):
よかった… 神代先生たちがまちぶせてるようすはないな…
yokatta Koujiro-sensei-tachi ga machibuseteru yousu wa nai na
was good <name> <s> lie in wait for appearance <t> is not
Good! It doesn't look like the Kojiro sisters are lying in wait for me!
ホッ
hott
Whew!
Page 12
1)
Futaba (thinking):
…でもそうすると…
demo sou suru to
but if so
But in that case...
やっぱり校長先生の変装のおかげってことになるんだよな…
yappari kouchou-sensei no hensou no okage
as expected principal's disguise thanks to
tte koto ni naru n da yo na
it has come about that
It must be because of the principal's disguise!
[ Flashback ]
Futaba:
なんでボクを追いかけるんだーっ？
nan-de boku o oikakeru n da
why me <o> pursue <expl>
How come you're chasing me?
2)
Maki:
しらばっくれても無駄よ！
shirabakkurete mo muda yo
pretended not to know even if uselessness
Don't play dumb with me!
締留ふたば（♂）と締留ふたば（♀）が同一人物なのはわかっているのよ
Shimeru Futaba (otoko) to Shimeru Futaba (onna) ga
<name> male and female <s>
douitsu-jinbutsu na no wa wakatte iru no yo
same person <t> know
We know the boy called Futaba Shimeru and the girl called Futaba Shimeru
are actually the same person!
Futaba:
ギクッ
gikutt
startled by something threatening
Gack!
3)
Principal:
私ならここにいます！！
watashi nara koko ni imasu
me if is this place in exist
If you're referring to me, I'm right here!
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2)
Maki:
ちゃんと締留ふたばは二人いるじゃないの！！
chanto Shimeru Futaba wa futari iru ja nai no
properly <name> <t> two persons exists is it not ?
There are two Futaba Shimeru's just as you'd expect!
Miki:
姉さんこそ勝手にデータをのぞいて！！
neesan koso katte ni deeta o nozoite
sister for sure without permission data <o> look at
It's your own fault for snooping at my data!
3)
Principal:
二人ともみごとに私の変装にひっかかりましたね
futari to mo migoto ni watashi no hensou ni hikkakarimashita ne
two people splendid my disguise by were cheated
They were both fooled by my splendid disguise!
[ End flashback ]
Futaba (thinking):
たすかったのはありがたいけど…
tasukatta no wa arigatai kedo
was saved fact <t> grateful however
I'm glad he got me out of a tight spot, but...
4)
Futaba (thinking):
…ちょっとは自分のルックスに自信があったんだけどな…
chotto wa jibun no rakkusu ni jishin ga atta n da kedo na
a little bit <t> my own looks in had confidence <explan> however
I used to have some confidence in my looks, but now...
ハァーッ
haa
Sigh!
Page 14
[ Misaki's flashback ]
2)
Sheena:
おねーさまがおにーさまだったなんてーっ！
o-nee-sama ga o-nii-sama datta nan-te
older sister <s> older brother was somehow
My darling big sister is really a big brother!
3)
Sheena:
男なんて大きらいです
otoko nan-te dai-kirai desu
man or such big hate is
I really, really hate men!
そのうえ女装趣味の変態さんだなんて
sono ue josou-shumi no hentai-san da nan-te
moreover wear female clothing-desire of pervert is or such
And on top of that you're some kind of cross-dressing pervert!
そうシーナちゃんしりませン！！
sou Sheena-chan shirimasen
Sheena-chan never wants to see you again!
ンビーッ
nbii
Pfffft!
[ End flashback ]
4)
Misaki (thinking):
どうやらこれでもうあの娘につきまとわれる心配は
dou-yara kore de mou ano ko ni tsuki-matowareru shinpai wa
somehow or other with this no longer that girl be followed by worry
なくなったようだけど…
nakunatta you da kedo
seems to have gone away however
At least after all that I shouldn't have to worry about that girl following
me around any more!
5)
Misaki (thinking):
なんで他人に『男』だと思われなきゃいけないのよーっ！！！
nan-de ta'nin ni otoko da to omowarenakya ikenai no yo
why other people by man is must be regarded as
How come other people have to think I'm a guy!
あたしは… あたしは… 正真正銘女の子なのに！！！
atashi wa atashi wa shoushin-shoumei onna-no-ko na no ni
I <t> I <t> genuine article girl although am
When I... I'm really a girl!
ゴゴゴゴゴ
gogogogogo
<Rising tension>
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1)
ハーッ ハーッ ハーッ ハーッ
haa haa haa haa
Pant! Pant! Pant!
4)
バッタリ！
battari
<Running into each other unexpectedly>
Misaki and Futaba:
あ…
a
Oh!
5)
Futaba:
お…おはよ！ い…いい天気だね
ohayo ii tenki da ne
Good morning! good weather is isn't it
G...good morning! Nice weather, isn't it?
6)
Misaki:
おはよ… そ…そうね…
ohayo sou ne
Good morning! Yes it is!
7)
ハー
haa
Sigh!
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2)
Hireiji:
んーっ んーっ んーっ
n n n
Nghh! Nghh! Nghh!
3)
Hireiji:
きたきたきたきた
kita kita kita kita
come come come come
Come on! Come on! Come on!
4)
Hireiji:
チイイイイズウウウウ！！！
chiiiiizuuuu
cheese
Say "cheese"!!
カシャカシャ
kasha kasha
<Sound of camera shutter>
Page 17
1)
Hireiji:
ハアー ハアー ハアー
ha ha ha
Pant! Pant! Pant!
Hirumoto:
ウーム
umu
Hmmm!
半径数１０m以内のスカートの中だけ
hankei suu-10 miitoru inai no sukaato no naka dake
radius tens of meters within skirt of inside as much as
念写できるというその能力いつもながらたいしたものだ
nensha dekiru to iu sono nouryoku itsu-mo-nagara taishita mono da
can take psychic photos that this ability in your usual way valuable thing is
Your psychic ability to take pictures of the inside of girl's skirts from
tens of meters away comes through again!
Hireiji:
エークスタシイイー�｡
ekusutashii
Ecstasy!
2)
Hirumoto:
ただし誰のスカートの中なのかわからないのが珠にキズだがな
tadashi dare no sukaato no naka na no ka wakaranai no ga
however whose skirt of inside not knowing fact <s>
tama ni kizu da ga na
gem in flaw is
The catch is you don't know whose skirt it is!
Hireiji:
蛭本先生のありがたい鑑定があって
Hirumoto-sensei no arigatai kantei ga atte
your welcome expertise <s> have-since
はじめてあっしの特技が生きてくるんでやんすからね
hajimete asshi (watashi) no tokogi ga
for first time my special skill <s>
ikite kuru n deyansu (desu) kara ne
come to life <expl> since
It was only with your know-how that my gift came alive!
3)
Hirumoto:
この調子でがんばって資金をかせがねば！
kono choushi de ganbatte shikin o kaseganeba
in this way by persisting capital <o> must raise
We've got to keep raising capital!
グッ
gutt
<Gripping tightly>
4)
Hirumoto:
とりつぶされてしまったわれらが栄光の“写真週刊誌部”を再建するために！！
tori-tsubusarete shimatta ware-ra ga
disenfranchised we <s>
eikou no shashin-shuukan-shi-bu o saiken suru tame ni
glorious photography weekly club <o> rebuild in order to
Then we can rebuild our disenfranchised tabloid club to its former glory!
Hireiji:
ああーっ 低俗・扇情的・興味本位そして無責任なあっしらのゆうとぴあ♪
aa teizoku senjouteki kyoumi-hon'i soshite mu-sekinin na
vulgar sensational popular and also irresponsible
asshi-ra no yuutopia
our utopia
Ahhh! Our vulgar, sensational, lowbrow, not to mention irresponsible, dreamworld!
バアアアアン
baaaaan
<In a high-spirited, forceful manner>
Page 18
1)
Hirumoto:
よしさっそく現像だ！
yoshi sassoku genzou da
well promptly developing is
Develop it right away!
Hireiji:
がってん！
gatten
agreement
Will do!
キーンコーンカーンコーン
kiin koon kaan koon
<School bell rings>
2)
Negiri:
なあ美咲姫�｡ふたばちゃん
naa Misaki Futaba-chan
Hey Misaki! Futaba-chan!
きのう第２校舎がこわされた騒ぎな纊
kinou dai-ni kousha ga kowasareta sawagi naa
yesterday second school bldg <s> was damaged commotion
Yesterday there was a big commotion that damaged building no. 2!
3)
Negiri:
なんで締留ふたばが追っかけられたのか知らん？
nan-de Shimeru Futaba ga okkakerareta no ka shiran
why <name> <s> was chased after not know
Do you know why Futaba Shimeru was being chased around?
あんたら同じプロレス研やろ
anta-ra onaji puroresu-ken yaro
you same pro-wrestling club perhaps
You two're in the same pro-wrestling club, aren't you?
Misaki:
ウウン
uun
Yeah!
Futaba:
し…知らない！
shiranai
not know
I don't know!
Page 19
1)
Negiri:
そっか�氈[っ ちょっと知りたかったんやけどなーっ
sokka chotto shiritakatta n ya kedo na
a little wanted to know <expl> however
Is that righ? I wanted to hear about it!
本人はまだきてないようやし… ま ええか
hon'nin wa mada kite'nai you ya shi ma-ee-ka
the person himself <t> not yet come seems it doesn't matter
He doesn't seem to be here yet! Oh well!
Misaki:
音霧ちゃんてなんでも知りたがるのねーっ
Negiri-chan te nan demo shiritagaru no ne
<name> everything want to know
Oh Negiri! You want to know everything!
ドキドキ
doki-doki
<Rapid heartbeat>
2)
Negiri:
なにのん気なこというてんねん
nani nonki na koto iuten (itte iru) nen
what reckless thing are saying <familiarity>
What a silly thing to say!
情報こそ銭やで！
jouhou koso zeni ya de
information for sure money is !
Information is money!
3)
Negiri:
せや！ ひとつおもろいうわさ教えたるわ
seya hitotsu omo(shi)roi uwasa oshietaru wa
one interesting rumor has been told
Say! There's a fascinatin' rumor goin' round!
Futaba:
おもしろいうわさ？
omoshiroi uwasa
Fascinating rumor?
4)
Negiri:
最近な女子のスカートの中を撮った写真が
saikin na joshi no sukaato no naka o totta shashin ga
recently girl's skirts of inside were taken photographs
大量に男子の間で売られてるんやて
tairyou ni danshi no aida de urareteru n ya te
large quantity in boys among being sold <explan>
Recently a lot of photographs taken under girls' skirts are being sold among
the boys!
しかも一枚一枚写真のモデルが
shikamo ichi-mai ichi-mai shashin no moderu ga
furthermore all photo of model <s>
誰かまではっきりと知られてんのやけど
dare-ka made hakkiri-to shirareten no ya kedo
someone even clearly is not known <expl> however
And what's more, no one knows for sure who's in any of the photos!
不思議と本人たちはいつ撮られたかまったく知らんらしわ
fushigi to hon'nin-tachi wa itsu torareta ka mattaku shiran rashi wa
mysteriously persons themselves when were taken really not know seems
Strangely enough, the girls in the pictures don't seem to know when they were taken!
Page 20
1)
Negiri:
このこと知ってる子たらは
kono koto shitteru ko-tara wa
this thing know child <t>
みんな自衛手段とっとるそうやで
minna jiei shudan tottoru sou ya de
everyone self-defense measures is taking understand that !
I hear all the gals who know about it are takin' defensive measures!
Futaba:
自衛手段？
jiei shudan
Defensive measures?
2)
Negiri:
とっときのかわいいやつはいてきとるわけやな
tottoki no kawaii yatsu wa ite kitoru wake ya na
setting aside cute stuff <t> has come to be it means that
It means ya gotta cut out the cute stuff!
Misaki:
毎日それじゃ大変ねー
mainichi sore ja taihen nee
every day that awful
Every day? How awful!
3)
Negiri:
ま美咲姫たちも気つけんやね
ma Misaki-tachi mo kitsuke n ya ne
you two also be aware <expl>
You two oughta be careful too!
Misaki:
うん
un
Yeah!
5)
Futaba (thinking):
こ…この感触は！
kono kanshoku wa
this feeling <t>
What's this under my skirt?
Page 21
1)
Sign above door:
用具入れ
yougu ire
Equipment Closet
Sign on curtain:
暗室
an-shitsu
Dark Room
2)
Hireiji:
おおーっ！！
oo
Wow!
3)
Hireiji:
蛭本さん！ こ…これ！！
Hirumoto-san kore
<name> this
Hirumoto! Look at this!
4)
Hirumoto:
おおっ
oo
Wow!
5)
Hirumoto:
これは！？
kore wa
this <t>
What's this!?
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2)
Futaba:
あぶないあぶない男物のパンツのままだった！
abunai abunai otokomono no pantsu no mama datta
dangerous dangerous menswear underpants of still was
I've gotta be more careful! I was still wearing men's underpants!
ゴソッ
gosott
<Rustle>
3)
Futaba:
こんなの撮られでもしたらまたごまかすのに苦労するもんな…
konna no torare demo shitara mata gomakasu no ni kurou suru mon na
like this one is taken if do again deceiving in have difficulty
If somebody got a picture of this, I'd have trouble fooling people any more!
4)
キョロキョロ
kyoro-kyoro
<Looking around nervously>
5)
パタムッ
patamutt
<Slam!>
Page 23
1)
Hirumoto:
こ…これはどうみても男物のシマパンツ
kore wa dou-mitemo otokomono no shima-pantsu
this <t> however you look at it menswear of striped underpants
Those are definitely men's boxer shorts!
Hireiji:
男物をはいた女でやんすかね
otokomono o haita onna deyansu (desu) ka ne
menswear <o> wore woman is ?
Is it a woman wearing men's clothes?
それとも女装した男でやんすかね？
sore tomo josou shita otoko deyansu (desu) ka ne
or else wore women's clothes man is ?
Or a man wearing women's clothes?
2)
Hirumoto:
いや これは女の太ももだ！
iya kore wa onna no futomomo da
disagreeable this <t> female of thigh is
No, those are female thighs!
しかし…
shikashi
However...
3)
Hirumoto:
不思議なことに自分の記憶には合致する下半身がないのだ！
fushigi na koto ni jibun no kioku ni wa gatchi suru
strange thing my own memory with agrees
kahanshin ga nai no da
lower body <s> is not <explan>
The strange thing is, this body isn't one I recognize!
Hireiji:
すると「男物パンツをはく謎の女子」でやんすな！
suru to otokomono pantsu o haku nazo no joshi deyansu (desu) na
thereupon mens' underpants <o> wear mystery = girl is
So it's "mystery girl wears men's boxer shorts!"
4)
Hirumoto:
フッフッフッ
hu hu hu
Heh! Heh! Heh!
におわんか？ 非礼寺… いや 非礼寺記者！
niowan ka Hireiji iya Hireiji-kisha
not suggest ? no reporter
Are you suggesting...? Not just Hireiji, but Hireiji, reporter!
5)
Hireiji:
「秘密」のにおいがビンビンしやすね
himitsu no nioi ga bin-bin shiyasu (suru) ne
mystery of scent <g> resounds
I sense an air of mystery!
蛭本先生… いや蛭本編集長！
Hirumoto-sensei iya Hirumoto-henshuuchou
<name> no editor
Not just Hirumoto! Hirumoto, editor!
6)
Both:
これは特ダネだ！！！
kore wa tokodanu da
this <t> exclusive news is
We've got a scoop!
ドオオン
dooon
<Dramatically>
Page 24
1)
Hirumoto:
とはいえいったい誰なのかがわからないのでは
towaie ittai dare na no ka ga wakaranai no de wa
however in the world who is <s> not know being that
取材の方針もたたんな
shuzai no houshin mo tatan na
collecting data of plan even brings evil on
However the fact that I have no idea at all who she is, kind of puts a crimp
in my plans for collecting data!
2)
Hireiji:
それならあっしにいい考えがありやす
sore nara asshi ni ii kangae ga ariyasu (aru)
this if I good idea <s> have
In that case, I have a great idea!
3)
Sign:
掲示板
keijiban
Bulletin Board
ザワザワ ガヤガヤ
zawa-zawa gaya-gaya
<Crowd noises>
4)
Poster:
たずね人
tazunebito
wanted person
Wanted
この人を探しています
kono hito o sagashite imasu
this person <o> are looking for
Do you know this person?
ガヤガヤ
gaya-gaya
<Murmuring crowd>
5)
ビュッ
byutt
<Zip!>
6)
Students:
あ ハリ紙が消えた！
a harigami ga kieta
poster <s> vanished
Oh! The poster's disappeared!
今なにか通りすぎなかったか？
ima nani-ka toorisuginakatta ka
just now something didn't pass through ?
Did something just pass though here?
Page 25
1)
Hirumoto:
バカモノーッ
bakamono
Idiot!
あんな方法でみつかるわけなかろーが！！
anna houhou de mitsukaru wake nakarou ga
that way by is found case probably is not
You're not going to find her that way!
ハァーッ ハァーッ ハァーッ
haa haa haa
Huff! Puff!
Hireiji:
すいやせーん
suiyasen (sumimasen)
Sorry!
2)
Hireiji:
そっか！ やっぱり賞金をかけて…
sokka yappari shoukin o kakete
that is so as I thought prize <o> risk
You're right! We need to offer a prize!
Hirumoto:
ちがうーっ
chigau
Wrong!
3)
Hirumoto:
まったく… 自分が正体不明の下半身の 持ち主をわりだそうと必死なときに…
mattaku jibun ga shoutai-fumei no kahanshin no
indeed myself <s> unknown nature of lower half of body of
mochinushi o wari-dasou to hisshi na toki ni
owner <o> will infer when is critical
It's vital that I figure out who the unknown girl is!
4)
Hirumoto:
おおおっ！！！ なんという盲点！
ooo nan-toiu mouten
what a blind spot
Ahhh! It's been staring me right in the face!
5)
Hirumoto:
考えてみればデータのない女子がいるなら
kangaete mireba deeta no nai joshi ga iru nara
if try to think data <s> not have girl <s> is if
それは締留ふたばだけではないか！！
sore wa Shimeru Futaba dake de wa nai ka
that <t> <name> only is it not ?
It's a girl I have no data on, right? So it has to be Futaba Shimeru!
6)
Hirumoto:
ゆくぞ 非礼寺取材だ！
yoku zo Hireiji shuzai da
excellent choosing subject is
You did an excellent job of choosing a subject, Hireiji!
Hireiji:
がってんだ！
gatten da
agreement is
So it seems!
Page 26
1)
キーン コーン カーン コーン
kiin koon kaan koon
<School bell>
3)
ヒソヒソ
hiso-hiso
<Whispering>
ザワザワ
zawa-zawa
<Murmur of crowd>
4)
Futaba (thinking):
な…なんだ？
nan da
What's going on?
なんか変な視線を感じる…
nan-ka hen na shisen o kanjiru
somehow strange look <o> feel
I'm getting such strange looks!
Page 27
1)
Boy:
あ… あのーっ 締留さん
a ano Shimeru-san
Uh... Pardon me... Miss Shimeru?
Futaba:
はい？
hai
Yes?
3)
Futaba (thinking):
知らない顔だな…
shiranai kao da na
unknown face is
I don't recognize this guy!
Futaba:
なにか？
nani ka
What is it?
4)
Boy:
ボ…ボクと… その こ… こ…
boku to sono ko ko
me with that
Will... will you... that is...
5)
Boy:
交際してください！！
kousai shite kudasai
associate please
Will you please go out with me!
6)
Futaba:
ええーっ！？
ee
Eh!?
Page 28
1)
Futaba (thinking):
こ…告白されちゃったー�｡
kokuhaku sarechatta
was completely confessed
He's asking me for a date!
ゾクッ
zokutt
<Shudder!>
ど どうしよう！？
dou shiyou
how will do
What'll I do!?
2)
Futaba (thinking):
こまったなー… なんていえばいいのか…
komatta na nan-te ieba ii no ka
worried how if say okay
I don't know what to say!
3)
Futaba (thinking):
でもちょっとうれしい�｡
demo chotto ureshii
however little bit pleasant
It's kind of nice though!
4)
Futaba (thinking):
初めて変態した日から…
hajimete chienji shita hi kara
first time changed day since
Ever since the day I first changed...
こんな事態を心のどこかで期待していた気がする…
konna jitai o kokoro no doko-ka de kitai shite ita ki ga suru
like this situation <o> mind of somewhere by was expected have a hunch
I've had a feeling deep down that something like this would happen!
5)
Futaba (thinking):
ああっ フ・ク・ザ・ツ・�｡
aa fukuzatsu
oh complexity
Oh! This is so complicated!
Page 29
1)
Futaba (thinking):
…とはいえＯＫするわけにはいかないんだよな
towaie ok suru wake ni wa ikanai n da yo na
however say okay can't very well <expl>
But I can't very well say yes, can I?
Futaba:
あの…
ano
Uh...
2)
Boy:
ボクは締留さんとなら趣味があうと思うんです
boku wa Shimeru-san to nara shumi ga au to omou n desu
I <t> you with if it is hobby <s> match that think <explan>
I believe we've got a common interest!
Futaba:
え？
e
Huh?
3)
Boy:
ボクの趣味もこれです！
boku no shumi mo kore desu
my hobby also this is
It's my hobby too!
ガバッ
gabatt
<Suddenly>
5)
Futaba:
だれがそんな趣味だーっ！！！！
dare ga sonna shumi da
who <s> that kind of hobby is
What makes you think I'm into that kind of thing!
ガシャーン
gashan
<Crash!>
Boy:
わーっ
waa
Yeow!
Page 30
1)
Misaki:
ふたばちゃーん！
Futaba-chan!
2)
Futaba:
美咲姫ちゃん
Misaki-chan!
Misaki:
たいへんよこれをみて！
taihen yo kore o mite
awful this <o> see
This is terrible! Look at this!
Paper:
ワライデー
waraidee
The Weekly Inquirer
[ The name of the tabloid in the original is a take off on the Japanese photo
weekly "Friday". ]
スクープ！
sukuupu
Scoop!
4)
Futaba:
こ…これは！！！
kore wa
this <t>
What the heck!?
Paper:
(Across the top)
独占スクープ！！
dokusen sukuupu
monopoly scoop
Exclusive!!
(Down right-hand side)
学園のアイドルは、さてなんと、男物のパンツを愛用！？
gakuen no aidoru wa sate nan-to otokomono no pantsu o aiyou
campus of idol <t> what a wonder! menswear underpants <o> wear regularly
Campus sweetheart wears men's underwear!
(Diagonal banner)
締留ふたば
Shimeru Futaba
Futaba Shimeru
(Below the photo)
『この写真は絶対に本物！！』と本校女性徒評論家の蛭本氏は熱く語った。
kono shashin wa zettai ni honmono to
this photo <t> absolutely genuine article that
honkou josei-to hyouronka no Hirumoto-shi wa atsuku katatta
this school women critic <name> <t> hotly declared
"This photo is absolutely genuine!" proclaims Mr. Hirumoto, Komatane Junior High's schoolgirl reviewer.
△これが問題の写真↑
kore ga mondai no shashin
this <s> question photograph
The photograph in question.
(Down left-hand side)
ぱらのい屋の坂越氏香港でいい塩梅、土産の人形が
paranoiya no Sakagoshi-shi hon-kon de ii anbai
Paranoia of Mr. Sakagoshi Hong Kong in good manner
miyage no ningyou ga
souvenir doll <s>
A souvenir doll that Mr. Sakagoshi of Studio Paranoia was fortunate enough to find in Hong Kong.
(Lower left corner)
プロレス研会長談（ヨッシャー本村）
puroresu-ken kaichou dan (Yosshaa Motomura)
Interview with pro-wrestling club president, "Go-go" Motomura
『初めて会った時も男装だった』
hajimete atta toki mo dansou datta
for the first time met when even male attire was
"The first time we met, she was wearing men's clothes."
(Banner across Motomura's picture)
証言
shougen
testimony
Eyewitness Testimony
(Beneath Motomura's picture)
『これを機に新入部員が入ってくれれば』と本村氏。
kore o ki ni shinnyuu-buin ga haitte kurereba
taking it as an opportunity to new member <s> if joined (for us)
to Motomura-shi
says that Mr. Motomura
"I hoped she would take it as an opportunity to join our society," Mr. Motomura said.
Page 31
1)
Hirumoto:
号外！ 号外！！
gougai gougai
Extra! Extra!!
ワイワイ
wai-wai
<Noise of the crowd>
学園のアイドルのすごい趣味！ 一部百円だ！！
gakuen no aidoru no sugoi shumi ichi-bu hyaku-en da
campus idol of amazing hobby one copy 100 yen is
Campus sweetheart's amazing passion! Only 100 yen a copy!
Hireiji:
はい はい ならんで！
hai hai narande
get in line
Here! Get in line!
ガヤガヤ
gaya-gaya
<Murmuring crowd>
2)
Futaba:
やめろーっ！！
yamero
stop <imp>
Knock it off!!
3)
Futaba:
なんの権利があってボクのことを…
nan no kenri ga atte boko no koto o
what = right <s> have-and so me <emph>
What gives you the right to...
Hirumoto:
おおーっ 今 まさに話題の人が登場だーっ！！
oo ima masa ni wadai no hito ga toujou da
just now surely topic of person <s> makes entrance
Ahhhh! The subject herself makes her entrance!
4)
Futaba:
え？
Huh?
ズイッ
zuitt
<Poke!>
Page 32
1)
Hirumoto:
さあ！ きみはなぜ男物のパンツをはいたのか？
saa kimi wa naze otokomono no pantsu o haita no ka
come you <t> why menswear underpants <o> wore
Tell us! Why do you wear men's underpants?
男物はパンツだけ？
otokomono no pantsu dake
menswear underpants only
Do you wear anything besides underpants?
パンツをはくとどんな気分？
pantsu o haku to donna kifun
underpants <o> wear if what kind of feeling
How does it feel when you wear them?
趣味？ それとも何か人にいえない事情？
shumi sore tomo nani-ka hito ni ienai jijou
hobby or else something person can't say situation
Is it just a hobby? Or is it something you can't talk about?
家族の人は知ってるの？
kazoku no hito wa shiteru no
family person <t> know
Does anyone in your family know?
2)
Futaba (thinking):
ま…まずい！
mazui
What a mess!
このままにゃ…
kono mama nya (ni wa)
this unchanged state in
I've got to do something...
3)
ポロ…
poro
<Effect of large tears>
4)
Futaba:
わあああーっ！
waaaaa
Waaaaah!
Page 33
1)
Futaba:
ひどい！ ボクが何をしたったいうのーっ！！！
hidoi boku ga nani o shita tte iu no
cruel I <s> something <o> wore that say
You're so mean to say I'd wear something like that!
なんの証拠があって あんな写真がボクだっていうのーっ！！
nan no shouko ga atte anna shoshin ga boku da tte iu no
what proof <s> have that photo <s> me is that say
What proof do you have that's me in the picture!
アーン アーン アーン
aan aan aan
Boo! Hoo! Hoo!
ヒックヒック
hikku-hikku
<Shaking with sobs>
2)
ザワザワ ザワザワ
zawa-zawa zawa-zawa
<Mummuring crowd>
Student:
いわれてみりゃ証拠ないよな…
iwarete mirya (mireba) shouko nai yo na
if try to say proof is not !
Just saying it isn't proof!
Another student:
そーいやそーだ…
sou iya (sou ieba) sou da
Yeah! You're right!
3)
Student:
おい どーなんだよ私設写真週刊誌同好会！
oi dou na n da yo shisetsu shashin shuukan-shi doukou-kai
hey how is unofficial photo weekly (magazine) association
What do you think you're doing? You're not even an official school club!
Crowd:
そーだ そーだ
sou da sou da
That's right! That's right!
Hirumoto:
フッフッフッ…
hu hu hu
Heh! Heh! Heh!
4)
Hirumoto:
よろしい！
yoroshii
good
Excellent!
ならば我々の写真の信頼性の高さを証明しよう！
naraba wareware no shashin no shinraimei no takasa o shoumei shiyou
if is our photo of authenticity of height <o> will prove
This way we'll prove the authenticity of our photographs!
Hireiji:
とりだしたるこのカメラ！
toridashitaru kono kamera
have taken out this camera
I've got my camera ready!
Page 34
1)
Hireiji:
フンーッ 念写！！
fun nensha
psychic photography
Ha! It's psychic photography!
カシャッ
kashatt
<Click of the shutter>
2)
ビッ
bitt
<Rip!>
4)
Hirumoto:
ただいま念写で撮ったこの水玉パンツの写真！
tada-ima nensha de totta
here it is psychic photography by taken
kono mizutama pantsu no shashin
these polkadot underpants of photo
And here you are! A photo of these polkadot panties taken by psychic
photography!
この肉づき下着の傾向ｅｔｃ…
kono nikuzuki shitagi no keikou etosetora
this build underwear of tendency etc
The build, the disposition of the underwear, etc...
5)
Hirumoto:
ズバリ！ そこにいる２年Ｃ組木屋峰子のものだ！
zubari soko ni iru 2-nen C-gumi Kiya Mineko no mono da
definitely that place in exists year 2 C class of thing is
Yes, it's definite! These belong to second year, class C student, Mineko
Kiya, over there!
6)
Mineko:
うそ… なんでそんなことがわかるの？
uso nan-de sonna koto ga wakaru no
lie how this kind of thing <s> know ?
That's not true! How could you know something like that?
Mineko (thinking):
たしかにきょうは水玉
tashika ni kyou wa mizutama
certainly today <t> polkadot
I really did wear polkadots today!
7)
Hireiji:
ワハハハハッ
wahahahaha
Ho ho ho!
このとおり我々の念写写真は…
kono toori wareware no nensha shashin wa
this manner our psychic photograph <t>
In this manner, our psychic photographs...
百発百中なのである！！
hyabbatsu-hyakuchuu na no dearu
infallible is <explan>
are infallible!
Page 35
1)
Strike:
ホホーオ… おまえたちか！
hoho omae-tachi ka
Ah ha! So it's you two!
ポキ ポキポキ
poki poki-poki
<Crack! Crack!>
[ Strike cracking his knuckles ]
最近ふらちな写真を売買しているのは！
saikin furachi na shashin o baibai shite iru no wa
recently naughty photos <o> have been trafficking in
Recently you've been trafficking in naughty pictures!
Note:
せーかつしどーのラッキストライク先生
seekatsu-shidoo (seikatsu-shidou) no Rakki Sutoraiku-sensei
life guidance Lucky Strike teacher
"Lucky" Strike, guidance councillor
2)
Strike:
走れ！！！ そのゆがんだ性根をたたきなおしてやる！！
hashire sono yuganda shoune o tataki-naoshite yaru
run this perverted nature <o> correct by discipline do the favor of
Run!! Discipline will correct your perverted nature!
Hirumoto and Hireiji:
ヒーッ
hii
Aaaaah!
Note:
こうして事件はまだうやむやに終わり…
kou shite jiken wa mada uyamuya ni owari
in this way event <t> so far indefinitely end
And so the affair came to a rather indefinite conclusion...
3)
Futaba (thinking):
…うそ泣きしちゃった…
uso-naki shichatta
pretended to cry (regret)
How could I pretend to cry like that?
Note:
本人の意志とは関係なく
honnin no ishi to wa kankeinaku
person herself of will of regardless
着実に女の武器を身につけていくふたばであった
chakujitsu ni onna no buki o mi ni tsukete iku Futaba deatta
steadily female weapons <o> continually acquiring <name> was
Without intending to, Futaba was steadily acquiring feminine wiles!
- End of part 1 -